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EPISODE 1.5 - QUOTES
Originally aired: Monday October 23, 2006 on E!

  • Leslie [to sisters B.J. and Angel]: Okay, I've lost weight. I'm trying, okay? You know, I'm the fat one in the family. Nick is fat too. Do you know what it's like to be fat? No, you don't.

  • Leslie [crying to her boyfriend Mike about her sister's treatment of her]: All they do, instead of encouraging, they pick out every little thing that's wrong with me.

  • Leslie: I don't want to be here with all these a** holes!
    Mike [Leslie's boyfriend]: They're not a** holes. They're your family.

  • Nick: That wasn't cool. You shouldn't have kicked her purse.
    Leslie: It's better than kicking her face.

  • Angel [to Leslie]: I'll slit your throat! A knife is way better than a spoon, bitch!

  • Angel [about Leslie]: [BLEEP] psychotic bitch!

  • Leslie: I don't want you to treat me like a dog! I am not someone you pat on the head!
    Angel: I was looking at your black roots, Leslie!
    Leslie: I don't care! I like my black roots!

  • Leslie: I don't want to be a sister.
    B.J.: Okay, then don't be. Then don't be. Why don't you have a sex change and just become a brother?

  • Leslie: I hate families! Families suck!

  • B.J.: [to Leslie]: Just remember that payback's a bitch, but revenge is Hell, and what comes around goes around.

  • B.J. [to Leslie]: Hit me! I'd like to see you hit me, I really would.
    Leslie: Let go! I'm not going to hit her. B.J., you're the one with the warrant.

  • B.J.: Leslie, you're never wrong. You're God's gift to the Carters.
    Leslie: And you're never sober.

  • Leslie: Here's the thing, Angel. My family's [BLEEP]. You guys are [BLEEP].
    Angel: How are we so [BLEEP]?
    Leslie: Because Angel, you guys are [BLEEP] up!

  • B.J. [to Leslie]: You think your [BLEEP] don't stink. Well let me tell you what. It does. It has a stench that lingers.

  • Nick: Then why do you say we hate you all the time? Why do you say, "I [BLEEP] hate this family"?
    Leslie: Maybe you should take it as a hint.

  • Nick [explaining to Leslie his reasons for reuniting his family]: I'm here because there actually is something really good exists. And I'm going to do everything possible to- to get it back.

  • Nick: You're playing The Cat Club. Of all places, I feel like, you know, it's meant to be.
    Leslie: I am a cat.