Originally aired: Monday October 9, 2006 on E!
Aaron: Dude, I just stepped in dog [BLEEP], AHHH!!
Nick [to Aaron]: Why do you have a dog if you don't feed the freaking dog yourself?
B.J.: Nick is gonna come back. And he's gonna be like a grumpy old man. Like, "You [BLEEP] kids! Get out of my [BLEEP] house!"
Leslie: He's old now. He's like the father. He is.
Aaron: He is a grumpy old man!
Nick [after coming home and finding everyone drunk]: What's up, everybody? You guys having fun? Are you having fun, Aaron? I'm really proud of you.
Chris [Nick's best friend]: Everyone's drunk! It's Animal House, I love it! Yes!
Aaron: Nick walked in the house like the Grinch. He should walk in smiling like Ronald McDonald...
Nick [after coming home and finding everyone drunk]: [BLEEP]ing mad house!
Aaron [right before he throws up from drinking too much]: Dude, I don't feel so good...
Nick [to Aaron]: Come on, let's do laundry together. Brotherly laundry.
Nick: Aaron did his first load of laundry- freaking miracle!
B.J. [to her boyfriend Wes]: You're up my butt, so please go!
B.J.: I just wish everybody in this family got along. Like the fighting, it's like... it makes me feel like I live in, like, the House of Insanity, like this is insane.
Aaron: Honestly, life- it won't come down to money. It doesn't come down to materialistic things. It doesn't come down to egos. It comes down to family, friends and love.
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