Originally aired: Monday October 2, 2006 on E!
Nick [narrating the series]: My family's problems made the tabloids. My own mistakes did too. we had money and fame but we never actually lived like a normal family. That's all gonna change when I got to record in L.A.
Nick [about B.J.'s boyfriend after he arrives to calm down a drunken B.J.]: Oh My God, I was never so happy to see that guy in my life.
Nick: Maybe if you were in a stronger state of mind...
B.J.: I'll never be in a stronger state of mind until people stop insulting me!
Nick: So then, why can't you be in a sober state of mind?
Angel [to B.J. about Leslie]: Don't go near here. She's The Omen.
Nick [on the phone to his best friend Chris about his family reunion]: This day has become a freaking nightmare. [BLEEP] going insane here.
Angel [discussing Leslie's room]: Like lemons and limes, it's nasty.
B.J.: I like lemons and limes, especially in a vodka drink.
Nick: I just want to bring us guys back together 'cause I'm tired of being apart. We were a very tight unit. That's why we got as far as we got in the first place and because of our love.
Aaron: I can barely remember that 'cause that's like my whole life ago.
Angel: I have some modeling to do.
Nick: You're doing modeling?
Angel: Mmm-hmm.
Aaron: Well, that's a start...
Angel: Excuse you!
B.J.: You know what's funny? Is seeing Nick trying to grill.
Leslie: Yeah, he can't cook.
Angel: Yes, he can.
Leslie: No, he can't.
Angel: I didn't think he could change a tire.
B.J.: No, he's estupido.
B.J.:[to Nick]: Love ya... sometimes.
B.J.: [after Nick suggests they play Ouija board]: No ouija board allowed in this house. I will not sleep in this house. No, I will move out.
Angel: You have nowhere to go, B.J.
Nick: Living with (Leslie) is gonna be hard because when she gets pissed, she sees red.
Nick: You gotta help me out a little bit 'cause they're strong personality-wise.
Kenneth [Nick's manager]: You see "nanny" written on my chest?
Nick [narrating the series]: I'm a little nervous because we haven't lived together in 10 years. But in the end, all you have is your family, right?
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